So I was watching The Office today and started thinking about all the good, crazy, and just plain weird times we used to have at our office. I have always believed that the tv show is absolutely hilarious but for those of us who have worked in an office environment it is FREAKING HILARIOUS.
So in no particular rambling order, some of the "episodes" we would of had:
*When an employee(who we will call Mr. Corn) who put deodorant on at his desk & then proceeded to brush his teeth there by using a cup of water to rinse and spit in.
* The day Mr. Corn who owned a scary big monster truck and sped through the shopping plaza lot with his window rolled down yelling "I got doughnuts!! I got doughnuts!" (even though we were most likely all on a diet)
* The MANY days that Mr Corn would bring in a breakfast sandwich for Joy because he noticed she ate them sometimes. So he persisted in bringing them to her every morning for at least a month. Needless to say he for some reason never noticed there was a big stack of them in the freezer for a rainy day.
* The day that we wasted most of the day trying to get the ball in the trophy cup. You were only worthy until you got it in at least once.
* When the weirdo customer came in to flirt with Monica and asked to hold her hand.
* When for our Secret Santa Eddie got some windex
* The numerous afternoons the boys would spend taking turns in the bathroom after the chinese buffet.
* The times we would go out as an office for winning something and get the waiter all excited because he would figure out that we were spending $$$$.
* And one more Mr. Corn for good measure, the many times he would eat oatmeal while he was talking to you, so he would cover his mouth with his hand in order not to be rude.......
Maybe it was a tv show and the check is just lost in the mail?
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